"Hi Grandmama, it's Wilder. Happy Birthday! I had a few suggestions on how to celebrate -what I'd do if I were you. First off, wear whatever you want."
"Secondly, listen to some REALLY good music. I'm jiving to nursery rhymes here."
"Thirdly, watch a great movie. It's the perfect way to celebrate."
"And finally, take a nap. It's always a good idea. Love you, Grandmama and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"